Inner peace...

Some doctor on television this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res the Chesescke an a box chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who frkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece...

Dirty, Dirty girl...

My good friend Darla from Dallas introduced me to a wonderful adult beverage, the Dirty Martini. I liked it immediately because it has the word “dirty” in it (tee hee). But it turns out that I really like this drink and I’ve been enjoying them since my first one in Indianapolis in April.
Darla tells me that the real secret to a good one is to use only Grey Goose Vodka and she’s right. I experimented with some other brands of vodka and only wound up disappointed (and hung-over).
Those who know me well call me the Tequila Whisperer because of my enjoyment of good tequila.
That may be changing…