Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I have something to say...

Hey it's me, Charlie. What's up.
You don't hear many dog rants but I have one.
Who is in charge of the lizards in my yard? There's about a Go-zillion of the damn things around here and frankly, they are annoying me. They run along the fence like they own the freakin' place then stop just out of reach. Pisses me off. It's just not playing fair. Someone needs to do something.
And don't get me started on the taste. Have you ever caught one of the little bastards and accidentally bit into it? Definitely tastes like ass.. not my ass, some other ass. They should taste good like wiener or something.
And WTF is the deal with the red bandanna? Are there no other colors?
It's apparent that someone has no taste...

1 comment:

Lani said...

But Charlie - Red is such a great color for you! Brings out the red hues in your coat!! Makes ya look like a little hottie puppy!! Sorry about the lizards - I'm not a huge fan either and neither is Belle over in Ocala Palms. You two should have a beer over it sometime! Please tell Russ that the numbers have everything to do with LOST and he'll just have to watch to find out!!! Can't wait to see ya!